So Bella is waking up... and because she's Bella, she can't just wake up like a normal person. No, she has melodramatic dreams about evil red-eyed Catholic "fiends" who are even more horrifying because they're NICE, but she knows that they're evil because... they didn't do anything to her or the Cullens.
But of course, Edturd is there as an angel. Excuse me.
But of course, Edturd is there as an angel. Excuse me.
