Sunday, February 28, 2016

Life And Death Chapter 2

THE NEXT DAY WAS BETTER… AND WORSE.

It was "pelt the new kid with sausages day."

No, he actually means that it wasn't raining YET, because rain is the worst possible thing to someone who's lived in the desert. Smeyer is really banking on people giving a damn about Bella/Bella-with-a-penis' whines about the weather, isn't she? Even though living somewhere where you don't like is a part of life, especially when you're a kid. It's even more annoying because when she wrote the original book, because Meyer had never gone there in her LIFE.

If you whine about the weather more than Al Pacino in Insomnia, you need to fucking shut up.