If you're one of the six people alive who hasn't heard about Paula Deen... you are a lucky bastard. It took forever for all the news stories to die down about how Paula Deen is a racist, she did this and that, all these companies dropped her, blah blah blah.
Then her knight in purple prose appeared!
Wow, it's like they were separated at crazy-grin birth.
Then her knight in purple prose appeared!
Wow, it's like they were separated at crazy-grin birth.
