Sweeties In The Night
As featured in the Anita Blake TV Show - Episode 1,450
(Cut to Anita Blake's bedroom, complete with giant porn-style bed, mirrors on the ceiling, a disco ball and a few "Playgirls" scattered around. Anita and Micah are both lying on their backs, fast asleep and stark naked. Anita has her hair in curlers and face cream on.
Someone climbs in through the window and creeps across to Anita. It is Jean-Claude in leather swim trunks, a bright orange beret, a twirling bow-tie, and a dog harness around his chest, which would look silly on anyone else, but on him it looks so masculine etc etc. He is carrying a loaf of French bread, and wakes Anita with a snog)
Jean-Claude: Anita ... Anita ... ma petit! Wake up ma petit lemon. Come to my arms.
Anita: Jean-Claude! What are you doing here?
Jean-Claude: I could not keep away from you, ma petit. I must have you all the time.
Anita: But you DO have me all the time.
Jean-Claude: Well, I meant literally. As in, more than just a few shags every day.
Anita: Oh, that is most inconvenient.
Jean-Claude: Don't talk to me about convenience, ma petit! Ardeur consumes my naughty mind! I'm delirious with desire!